My fake plants died because I did Posted on December 4, 2015December 4, 2010 by admin “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” — Mitch Hedberg Author: Mitch Hedberg Category: funny Tags: funny, Mitch Hedberg Spread the love Related posts: A waffle is like a pancake with I drank some boiling water because I All these jokes have been pre-approved as One of the funny things about the