Men are April when they woo, December Posted on April 2, 2016April 2, 2011 by admin “Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.” — William Shakespeare Author: William Shakespeare Category: women Tags: women, William Shakespeare Spread the love Related posts: Women are nothing but machines for producing But when women are moved and lend Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the Women. They are a complete mystery.