In the first place, God made idiots. Posted on November 7, 2014November 7, 2009 by admin “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” — Mark Twain Author: Mark Twain Category: god Tags: god, Mark Twain Spread the love Related posts: Only one thing is impossible for God: It is by the goodness of God God made the Idiot for practice, and The Christian faith can never be separated