I drank some boiling water because I Posted on May 21, 2016May 21, 2011 by admin “I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.” — Mitch Hedberg Author: Mitch Hedberg Category: funny Tags: funny, Mitch Hedberg Spread the love Related posts: My fake plants died because I did A waffle is like a pancake with All these jokes have been pre-approved as I like children – fried.