Get your facts first, then you can Posted on January 13, 2014January 13, 2009 by admin “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” — Mark Twain Author: Mark Twain Category: funny Tags: funny, Mark Twain Spread the love Related posts: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell All generalizations are false, including this one. Communism is like one big phone company. I liked getting the best villain award.