“I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter.”
— Blaise Pascal
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I put instant coffee in a microwave
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
— Steven Wright
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts
“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
— George Carlin
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(On seeing a former lover for the
“(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.”
— Tallulah Bankhead
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I drink too much. The last time
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
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A conservative believes nothing should be done
“A conservative believes nothing should be done for the first time.”
— Thomas Fuller
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The senses deceive from time to time,
“The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once.”
— Rene Descartes
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It is wonderful how much time good
“It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.”
— Helen Keller
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Failure happens all the time. It happens
“Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it.”
— Mia Hamm
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If a man walks in the woods
“If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.”
— Henry David Thoreau
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Directing takes a lot of time.
“Directing takes a lot of time.”
— Jeff Bridges
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