“A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.”
— Kevin Nealon
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Never floss with a stranger.
“Never floss with a stranger.”
— Joan Rivers
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A romantic comedy has to be funny
“A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.”
— Jennifer Lopez
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.”
— Victor Hugo
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In comic strips, the person on the
“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
— George Carlin
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Have enough sense to know, ahead of
“Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.”
— Marilyn vos Savant
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I think a lot comes from having
“I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.”
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
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Best way to get rid of kitchen
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Be obscure clearly.
“Be obscure clearly.”
— E. B. White
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The four building blocks of the universe
“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”
— Dave Barry
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I believe, in a funny way, the
“I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.”
— Donna Tartt
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