“There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.”
— Tim Heidecker
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He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce
“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I grew up in Europe, where the
“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”
— Eddie Izzard
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I drank some boiling water because I
“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
— Mitch Hedberg
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I got attention by being funny at
“I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.”
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
“The superfluous, a very necessary thing.”
— Voltaire
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
— Jean Baudrillard
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It is funny that men who are
“It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.”
— Gertrude Stein
Author: Gertrude Stein
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Funny things tend not to happen to
“Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.”
— Rowan Atkinson
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When it comes to war, we focus
“When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.”
— Mo Rocca
Author: Mo Rocca
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God did not intend religion to be
“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.”
— Naguib Mahfouz
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