“Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
— Robert Orben
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Being funny with a funny voice is
“Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.”
— Hank Azaria
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Who do I like? I am a
“Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.”
— Jo Brand
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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
— Lewis Mumford
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I had a very funny family.
“I had a very funny family.”
— Zach Braff
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It all started when my dog began
“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”
— Jay London
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Well, if I called the wrong number,
“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”
— James Thurber
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I never said most of the things
“I never said most of the things I said.”
— Yogi Berra
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Some people say funny things, but I
“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.”
— Don Rickles
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I grew up in a funny way.
“I grew up in a funny way.”
— Gordon Ramsay
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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were
“My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.”
— Jeff Ross
Author: Jeff Ross
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