“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
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I think one of the basic tasks
“I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.”
— Julia Sweeney
Author: Julia Sweeney
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I was doing sketches that were funny
“I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.”
— Dave Chappelle
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If you have a secret, people will
“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”
— Rob Corddry
Author: Rob Corddry
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Acting is all about big hair and
“Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.”
— Harold Ramis
Author: Harold Ramis
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I intend to live forever. So far,
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
— Steven Wright
Author: Steven Wright
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It would be pretty funny to see
“It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.”
— Tori Spelling
Author: Tori Spelling
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Life does not cease to be funny
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
— George Bernard Shaw
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People say funny things all the time
“People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.”
— Mark Ruffalo
Author: Mark Ruffalo
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There are only three things women need
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
— Chris Rock
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The music industry is really funny, when
“The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.”
— Seal
Author: Seal
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