“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”
— Will Rogers
Author: Will Rogers
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If love is the answer, could you
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
— Lily Tomlin
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one
“We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.”
— Logan P. Smith
Author: Logan P. Smith
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It was kind of scary because working
“It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time – he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.”
— Radha Mitchell
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
“Polite conversation is rarely either.”
— Fran Lebowitz
Author: Fran Lebowitz
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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing
“Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.”
— Arthur Smith
Author: Arthur Smith
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
— George Burns
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
— Spike Milligan
Author: Spike Milligan
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I actually find novels that are determined
“I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.”
— Ian Mcewan
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I was so afraid to even read
“I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people.”
— Petra Nemcova
Author: Petra Nemcova
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You see much more of your children
“You see much more of your children once they leave home.”
— Lucille Ball
Author: Lucille Ball
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