“Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.”
— Michael Caine
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Before I refuse to take your questions,
“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”
— Ronald Reagan
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I have no agenda except to be
“I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.”
— Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get
“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”
— Dennis Miller
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Communism is like one big phone company.
“Communism is like one big phone company.”
— Lenny Bruce
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to
“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.”
— Lenny Bruce
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My father would take me to the
“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
— Jay London
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My mother was against me being an
“My mother was against me being an actress – until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.”
— Angie Dickinson
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I would never die for my beliefs
“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”
— Bertrand Russell
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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize
“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”
— Thomas Sowell
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Funny, how moms can tell you what
“Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.”
— Gabrielle Reece
Author: Gabrielle Reece
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