“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
— Douglas Adams
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Moderation is a virtue only in those
“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.”
— Henry A. Kissinger
Author: Henry A. Kissinger
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is
“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.”
— Ted Allen
Author: Ted Allen
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It is funny the two things most
“It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.”
— Gertrude Stein
Author: Gertrude Stein
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you
“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
— Hedy Lamarr
Author: Hedy Lamarr
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