“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
— Winston Churchill
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Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies
“Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.”
— Michael Pollan
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For a Catholic kid in parochial school,
“For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy.”
— George A. Romero
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Even as a kid I was never
“Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.”
— Andrew Stanton
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This is funny because I just had
“This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.”
— Charisma Carpenter
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My hair has never been my greatest
“My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.”
— Jennifer Aniston
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Parrots make great pets. They have more
“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.”
— Chevy Chase
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When the sun comes up, I have
“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”
— Elayne Boosler
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In the happy scenes there were really
“In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take.”
— Dakota Fanning
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Mail your packages early so the post
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
— Johnny Carson
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I love to go to Washington –
“I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.”
— Bob Hope
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