“In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.”
— Sugar Ray Leonard
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Television has changed the American child from
“Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
— Laurence J. Peter
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Life can be dramatic and funny all
“Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.”
— Jennifer Aniston
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
— Josh Billings
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I think they should have a Barbie
“I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.”
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Originality is the fine art of remembering
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
— Laurence J. Peter
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as
“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
— Mitch Hedberg
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If truth is beauty, how come no
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
— Lily Tomlin
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
— Eddie Izzard
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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny.
“Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”
— Jimmy Fallon
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I have a very low level of
“I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.”
— Dylan Moran
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