“If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.”
— Jason Segel
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
— Joey Adams
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
— W. C. Fields
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I need to be cheered up a
“I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.”
— Lynda Barry
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A committee is a group that keeps
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
— Milton Berle
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I always just wanted to be funny.
“I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.”
— R. L. Stine
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And, in a funny way, each death
“And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.”
— Nigella Lawson
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”
— Frank Lloyd Wright
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I refuse to join any club that
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
— Groucho Marx
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I used to sell furniture for a
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
— Les Dawson
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I wanted to be that quirky girl
“I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.”
— Katy Perry
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