funny – Page 28 – Purpee Quotes

“You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.”

— Colin Quinn

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique.

Posted on January 11, 2012January 11, 2007 by admin

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

— Margaret Mead

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I would like to do something modern

Posted on January 2, 2012January 2, 2007 by admin

“I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.”

— Dan Stevens

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Posted on December 30, 2011December 30, 2006 by admin

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”

— George Carlin

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All the candy corn that was ever

Posted on December 22, 2011December 22, 2006 by admin

“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.”

— Lewis Black

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I had seen movies before that that

Posted on December 18, 2011December 18, 2006 by admin

“I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.”

— Joe Rogan

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