“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
— Jay Leno
Author: Jay Leno
Category: funny
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”
— H. L. Mencken
Author: H. L. Mencken
Category: funny
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A funny thing happened on the way
“A funny thing happened on the way to the election – I got to the Senate first.”
— Pierre Salinger
Author: Pierre Salinger
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My dad loved to laugh. He was
“My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.”
— Mike Myers
Author: Mike Myers
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I think a lot of stuff I
“I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.”
— Demetri Martin
Author: Demetri Martin
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his
“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”
— Ronald Reagan
Author: Ronald Reagan
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Hitchcock had a charm about him. He
“Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.”
— Tippi Hedren
Author: Tippi Hedren
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Working with Chaplin was very amusing and
“Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older.”
— Tippi Hedren
Author: Tippi Hedren
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke
“Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
— George Orwell
Author: George Orwell
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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?
“Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?”
— Don Rickles
Author: Don Rickles
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It is even harder for the average
“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”
— H. L. Mencken
Author: H. L. Mencken
Category: funny
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