“I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but… I have a reputation of – people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.”
— Ian MacKaye
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“Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.”
— Demetri Martin
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“I think serial monogamy says it all.”
— Tracey Ullman
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“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
— Bill Cosby
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“No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.”
— Annie Leibovitz
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“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
— Mel Brooks
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“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
— Ron White
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“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.”
— Hesiod
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“Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.”
— Madeleine Stowe
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“Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.”
— Rachel Dratch
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“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
— Woody Allen
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