“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
— Dr. Seuss
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
— Casey Stengel
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I knew exactly what to do on
“I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.”
— Ridley Scott
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For a culture that has such a
“For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.”
— Michael Sheen
Author: Michael Sheen
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We are supposed to enjoy the good
“We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.”
— Sheena Easton
Author: Sheena Easton
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Memory is funny. Once you hit a
“Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.”
— Tobias Wolff
Author: Tobias Wolff
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I would call it a comedy variety
“I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.”
— Todd Barry
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what
“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”
— David Letterman
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One picture is worth 1000 denials.
“One picture is worth 1,000 denials.”
— Ronald Reagan
Author: Ronald Reagan
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make
“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
— David Ogilvy
Author: David Ogilvy
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I know what Germans are. They are
“I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.”
— Gertrude Stein
Author: Gertrude Stein
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