“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
— Erma Bombeck
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I tell girls all the time that
“I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that.”
— Rachel Roy
Author: Rachel Roy
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I spent a year in that town,
“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
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If people want to compete for leadership
“If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.”
— Mary Douglas
Author: Mary Douglas
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A pessimist is a person who has
“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”
— Don Marquis
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I never thought of myself as like,
“I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.”
— Lena Dunham
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I would talk in iambic pentameter if
“I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.”
— Howard Nemerov
Author: Howard Nemerov
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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I
“I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.”
— Angelina Jolie
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Whoever is my relative, I will not
“Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.”
— George Lopez
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I was the little, funny one. I
“I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.”
— Julie Walters
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I buy expensive suits. They just look
“I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.”
— Warren Buffett
Author: Warren Buffett
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