“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
— Natalie Wood
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One of the things I like about
“One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.”
— Bill Murray
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All my children inherited perfect pitch.
“All my children inherited perfect pitch.”
— Chevy Chase
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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
“Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.”
— Cathy Guisewite
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It is easy for me to love
“It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.”
— Johnny Vegas
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Always end the name of your child
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
— Bill Cosby
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I found there was only one way
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I know some people say I can
“I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.”
— Lalu Prasad Yadav
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I have only been funny about seventy
“I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.”
— Will Ferrell
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Also, in a funny way, if you
“Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.”
— Nigella Lawson
Author: Nigella Lawson
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A government that robs Peter to pay
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
— George Bernard Shaw
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