“And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.”
— Drew Brees
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“It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.”
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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“All men are equal before fish.”
— Herbert Hoover
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“However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.”
— Craig Kilborn
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“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
— George Burns
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“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
— Elbert Hubbard
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“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
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“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
— Joe E. Lewis
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“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”
— Elayne Boosler
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“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
— Mae West
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“Funny is funny is funny.”
— Bob Newhart
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