“Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”
— Cathy Guisewite
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
— Robert Benchley
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A funny thing happens in real estate.
“A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.”
— Barbara Corcoran
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My definition of an intellectual is someone
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
— Billy Connolly
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I like funny guys and those, for
“I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.”
— Megan Fox
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Wine is constant proof that God loves
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
— Benjamin Franklin
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man.
“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”
— Margaret Smith
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To all the girls out there who
“To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!”
— Chad Michael Murray
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When we criticize in Iran the actions
“When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.”
— Shirin Ebadi
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I like children – fried.
“I like children – fried.”
— W. C. Fields
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I watch things that are fun, or
“I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.”
— Martha Plimpton
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