funny – Page 20 – Purpee Quotes

“I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny.”

— Christopher Meloni

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I sang in the choir for years,

Posted on January 23, 2014January 23, 2009 by admin

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

— Paul Lynde

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Men are only as loyal as their

Posted on January 16, 2014January 16, 2009 by admin

“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

— Bill Maher

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Get your facts first, then you can

Posted on January 13, 2014January 13, 2009 by admin

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

— Mark Twain

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The great thing is that the funny

Posted on January 6, 2014January 6, 2009 by admin

“The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.”

— Steve Coogan

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Television has brought back murder into the

Posted on December 28, 2013December 28, 2008 by admin

“Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.”

— Alfred Hitchcock

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A waffle is like a pancake with

Posted on December 25, 2013December 25, 2008 by admin

“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”

— Mitch Hedberg

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Everything that used to be a sin

Posted on December 17, 2013December 17, 2008 by admin

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

— Bill Maher

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