funny – Page 19 – Purpee Quotes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success

Posted on May 19, 2014May 19, 2009 by admin

“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”

— Rita Rudner

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But I think once the word gets

Posted on May 13, 2014May 13, 2009 by admin

“But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny – funny is transcendent – it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.”

— Thomas Haden Church

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Life is funny and it is interesting

Posted on May 2, 2014May 2, 2009 by admin

“Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.”

— Elisha Cuthbert

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My Father had a profound influence on

Posted on April 29, 2014April 29, 2009 by admin

“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”

— Spike Milligan

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up

Posted on April 26, 2014April 26, 2009 by admin

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

— Don Marquis

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I love sketch comedy. My real goal

Posted on April 14, 2014April 14, 2009 by admin

“I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.”

— Illeana Douglas

Author: Illeana Douglas
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I follow the most random people on

Posted on April 14, 2014April 14, 2009 by admin

“I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.”

— Chloe Moretz

Author: Chloe Moretz
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