funny – Page 18 – Purpee Quotes

“I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.”

— R. L. Stine

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There cannot be a crisis next week.

Posted on June 16, 2014June 16, 2009 by admin

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”

— Henry A. Kissinger

Author: Henry A. Kissinger
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Books are funny little portable pieces of

Posted on June 14, 2014June 14, 2009 by admin

“Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.”

— Susan Sontag

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I used to jog but the ice

Posted on June 12, 2014June 12, 2009 by admin

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”

— David Lee Roth

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My father was always a straight-up funny

Posted on June 3, 2014June 3, 2009 by admin

“My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.”

— Mike Myers

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I wanted to see how funny I

Posted on May 26, 2014May 26, 2009 by admin

“I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen.”

— Judd Apatow

Author: Judd Apatow
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