“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
— Groucho Marx
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
— Mark Twain
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I have never been hurt by what
“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”
— Calvin Coolidge
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I love being a dad, it keeps
“I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!”
— Wesley Snipes
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Tell us your phobias and we will
“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”
— Robert Benchley
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I find it so funny that people
“I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.”
— Britney Spears
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No, no, I was only funny on
“No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.”
— Rowan Atkinson
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I always wanted to be somebody, but
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
— Lily Tomlin
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My life needs editing.
“My life needs editing.”
— Mort Sahl
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Life is hard. After all, it kills
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
— Katharine Hepburn
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
— George Carlin
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