“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.”
— Norman Wisdom
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All people are born alike – except
“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.”
— Groucho Marx
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If I want to knock a story
“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
— Hillary Clinton
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It is possible in this world to
“It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.”
— Olivia Munn
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I did not have three thousand pairs
“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
— Imelda Marcos
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The last person they expected to connect
“The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.”
— Joey Lauren Adams
Author: Joey Lauren Adams
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There are lots of people who mistake
“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”
— Josh Billings
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I was so naive as a kid
“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
— Johnny Carson
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I was a hop-around. I hung out
“I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.”
— Katy Perry
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It is funny what a year can
“It is funny what a year can do.”
— Victor Cruz
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Every man has his follies – and
“Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
— Josh Billings
Author: Josh Billings
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