“I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.”
— David Zucker
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“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”
— E. B. White
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“Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.”
— Shigeru Miyamoto
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“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”
— Stephen King
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“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
— Bertrand Russell
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“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”
— Red Skelton
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“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”
— Paul Lynde
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“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”
— Bob Hope
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“Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.”
— Mike Myers
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“As I get older, I just prefer to knit.”
— Tracey Ullman
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“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
— Fran Lebowitz
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