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Category: funny

Comedy is simply a funny way of

Posted on June 19, 2015June 19, 2010 by admin

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”

— Peter Ustinov

Author: Peter Ustinov
Category: funny
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Behind every great man is a woman

Posted on June 15, 2015June 15, 2010 by admin

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

— Jim Carrey

Author: Jim Carrey
Category: funny
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Boy, those French: they have a different

Posted on June 14, 2015June 14, 2010 by admin

“Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”

— Steve Martin

Author: Steve Martin
Category: funny
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Sex is funny and love is serious.

Posted on June 11, 2015June 11, 2010 by admin

“Sex is funny and love is serious.”

— Stephan Jenkins

Author: Stephan Jenkins
Category: funny
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I have six locks on my door

Posted on June 4, 2015June 4, 2010 by admin

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

— Elayne Boosler

Author: Elayne Boosler
Category: funny
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I thought I was funny as a

Posted on May 23, 2015May 23, 2010 by admin

“I thought I was funny as a kid.”

— Jo Brand

Author: Jo Brand
Category: funny
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We sit in a room for months

Posted on May 19, 2015May 19, 2010 by admin

“We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.”

— David Walliams

Author: David Walliams
Category: funny
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A sure cure for seasickness is to

Posted on May 14, 2015May 14, 2010 by admin

“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”

— Spike Milligan

Author: Spike Milligan
Category: funny
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I used to say I wanted somebody

Posted on May 14, 2015May 14, 2010 by admin

“I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.”

— Cat Deeley

Author: Cat Deeley
Category: funny
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Sometimes I think what I write is

Posted on May 5, 2015May 5, 2010 by admin

“Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.”

— Doris Lessing

Author: Doris Lessing
Category: funny
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I realized my family was funny, because

Posted on May 3, 2015May 3, 2010 by admin

“I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.”

— Anthony Anderson

Author: Anthony Anderson
Category: funny
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