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Category: funny

Drawing on my fine command of the

Posted on August 2, 2015August 2, 2010 by admin

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”

— Robert Benchley

Author: Robert Benchley
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Robert Benchley

 

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My theory is that all of Scottish

Posted on August 1, 2015August 1, 2010 by admin

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”

— Mike Myers

Author: Mike Myers
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Mike Myers

 

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A child of five would understand this.

Posted on July 31, 2015July 31, 2010 by admin

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

— Groucho Marx

Author: Groucho Marx
Category: funny
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During the Great Depression, when people laughed

Posted on July 29, 2015July 29, 2010 by admin

“During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.”

— Jerry Stiller

Author: Jerry Stiller
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Jerry Stiller

 

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This is going to sound really funny.

Posted on July 18, 2015July 18, 2010 by admin

“This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!”

— Vanessa Hudgens

Author: Vanessa Hudgens
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Vanessa Hudgens

 

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My little dog, he did not get

Posted on July 8, 2015July 8, 2010 by admin

“My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.”

— Anna Held

Author: Anna Held
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Anna Held

 

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Courtney Love is really cool and funny.

Posted on July 7, 2015July 7, 2010 by admin

“Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.”

— Dakota Fanning

Author: Dakota Fanning
Category: funny
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To succeed in life, you need three

Posted on June 28, 2015June 28, 2010 by admin

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

— Reba McEntire

Author: Reba McEntire
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Reba McEntire

 

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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I

Posted on June 25, 2015June 25, 2010 by admin

“I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.”

— Rachel Dratch

Author: Rachel Dratch
Category: funny
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I got to dress up in funny

Posted on June 20, 2015June 20, 2010 by admin

“I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?”

— Orlando Bloom

Author: Orlando Bloom
Category: funny
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To me, what separates a funny movie

Posted on June 19, 2015June 19, 2010 by admin

“To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.”

— Seth Rogen

Author: Seth Rogen
Category: funny
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