“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
— Robert Benchley
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“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
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“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
— Mike Myers
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“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
— Groucho Marx
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“During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.”
— Jerry Stiller
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“This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!”
— Vanessa Hudgens
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“My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.”
— Anna Held
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“Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.”
— Dakota Fanning
Author: Dakota Fanning
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“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”
— Reba McEntire
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“I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.”
— Rachel Dratch
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“I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?”
— Orlando Bloom
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“To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.”
— Seth Rogen
Author: Seth Rogen
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