“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”
— Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live
“California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.”
— Fred Allen
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I tend to play characters that I
“I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.”
— Samuel L. Jackson
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I wish I could be as thin
“I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.”
— Rachael Ray
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I knew I was an unwanted baby
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
— Joan Rivers
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So it was just funny to read
“So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.”
— Piper Perabo
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Never have more children than you have
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
— Erma Bombeck
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I quit therapy because my analyst was
“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”
— Richard Lewis
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Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and
“Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.”
— Michael Morpurgo
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Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something
“Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.”
— David Hyde Pierce
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Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny,
“Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.”
— Marlon Wayans
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