“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”
— Don Marquis
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There is hope for the future because
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
— Bill Cosby
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I rant, therefore I am.
“I rant, therefore I am.”
— Dennis Miller
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A day without sunshine is like, you
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
— Steve Martin
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My fake plants died because I did
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
— Mitch Hedberg
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I have just returned from Boston. It
“I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.”
— Fred Allen
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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard
“Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.”
— Larry Hagman
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I am not a member of any
“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
— Will Rogers
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My one regret in life is that
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
— Woody Allen
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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got
“The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.”
— Tommy Chong
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I would do it today because the
“I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.”
— John Badham
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