Alimony is like buying hay for a Posted on March 27, 2012March 27, 2007 by admin “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” — Groucho Marx Author: Groucho Marx Category: humor Tags: humor, Groucho Marx Spread the love Related posts: Humor is reason gone mad. If I had no sense of humor, Like a welcome summer rain, humor may The secret to humor is surprise.