Your modern teenager is not about to Posted on June 3, 2011June 3, 2006 by admin “Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.” — Dave Barry Author: Dave Barry Category: teen Tags: teen, Dave Barry Spread the love Related posts: To an adolescent, there is nothing in As a teenager you are at the Trouble is, kids feel they have to When I was a teenager, I read