He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce Posted on June 11, 2016June 11, 2011 by admin “He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Category: funny Tags: funny, Zsa Zsa Gabor Spread the love Related posts: I am not a member of any I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt Electricity is really just organized lightning. I grew up in a funny way.